Kiss My Fucking Ass Bitch

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Nearly ran over a dog yesterday.  Swerved to avoid it and ended up tipping over and kissing cement.

Dumb Thing's a stray and followed me home when I petted it and picked myself up and wheeled my bike home.

Can't keep it Don't want it.  Thing's flea free and clean, even fed it.  You people have one week to speak up and claim it before it goes to the pound.

Today: Nothing.

I'm bored as hell and when I'm bored, people die.  Maybe I can make my science teacher cry again.

Egg-head, review who was in your house before you start goin' nuts.  It's not like kidnapping a fish is easy.

((OOC: Egg-head = Oishi, all strikes deleted. :D  For Yamabukians, Akutsu is now a little scraped up.))

10 things about me, as if any of you give a flyin' fuck.

1. I hate pink.
2. I hate Sengoku that red headed dumbass.
3. I hate that old man.
4. I hate kids.
5. I hate morning people.
6. I hate happy people.
7. I hate nosy people.
8. I hate school.
9. I hate the whole goddamn fuckin' society.
10. I haven't had a smoke in four days.  I WANT MY FUCKIN' SMOKES.

Well this was a fuckin' waste of time.  I ain't taggin' or whatever other people either.  It's stupid and if anyone tries to say otherwise, I'll find you on a street and stab you in the neck until you bleed to death.

NOTICE.

No one is allowed to watch news from 10-11pm tonight.  NO ONE.  IF YOU WATCH IT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU'LL LOOK LIKE YOU WERE GANG BANGED.

Female parental unit is going overboard, I can't believe this... and I don't even have my fuckin' smokes!

 
((OOC: 
Poor Akutsu, filled with rage
at his lack of smokes, and old age.
He looked for a fight, for someone to kill,
he looked and looked and found with skill-

A man to kill, a man to slay!
Oh yes oh yes this made his day!
There he was, a fiend in black!
Who on a poor girl he made his attack!

So Akutsu being, so filled with fury
he picked up the fiend and made him worry.
With anger and ferocity like that of a lion,
did he do away with that man, like a knight's scion.

The girl, the damsel, turned out to be-
daughter of the Mayor of the City!
And so when Akutsu wanted reward zero,
instead, alas, he became a hero!

... and made the ten-o-clock news.

Hah. XD ))

Over  24 hours without a smoke.

SOMEONE.

IS.

GOING.

TO.

DIE.

:D

Bloody fucking christ.

Are all you Seishun shits like this?   

One: fight was mutually agreed to on both ends.

Two: the fault goes to the players of the two fights.

Three: if someone stepped in, it's their fault too.

Four: so I don't want no "oh it's my fault I should have stopped them" or "waaaah why didn't I see this coming" or "I'm too blame!  He's not at fault!"

So the people you can scream and yell at is me, four eyes and his boyfriend.  THAAAT'S IT.  Don't go blaming yourself if you weren't part of it, don't go saying "I could have done something", we're pigheaded and you're in Junior High.  AMAZING.  LET'S NOT FORGET IN THIS SEA OF HORMONES THAT YOU'RE ONLY 12-15!

... I need my smokes.

((OOC: Kicked the guy's ass, stole his computer to type this up and left.  Yeah, I made it that he lost his smokes and hence, his crankiness. XD))

 Yesterday was pathetic.  Four eyes, next time don't bring your boyfriend to the fight.  

Today: skipped classes.  Didn't feel like going so I went home early.  Bad luck, female parental unit had not left for work yet and flipped when she saw my bruises.

Freaked out some more when she realized I was skipping.  Drove me to school and made me go inside.  Embarassing.

Did some mushy stuff.  Even more embarassing.  Three classmates saw.
Snickered.

I think they're out of the locker by now.  Was kind of hard fitting all three into one of those things, I told the fucking teacher we needed bigger ones.  Nobody listens to me these days.

I have detention tomorrow and I'm not going.  And now some little shit is looking at me like he wants to pick a fight, I'm going to shove his head through the monitor to make me feel better.

 Who the fuck keeps posting all those goddamn quizzes?

Today: scared the security at the train station.  Not my fault, I was smoking in a designated area.  Just because some bitch attendant said it stunk doesn't mean it's illegal.  Your face is ugly, do I say anything?  No.  Whore.

Aced my test.  Had to prove four times that I could do the question without working it out.  I hate the education system.  The female parental unit was ecstatic.

((OOC: Should I have a rating on this journal? XD))

I've done a lotta stupid shit in my life, but this has to take it all.
What's the point of a freaken internet journal?  My life ain't none of your business and if I have something to tell you, I'll just say it!  
This is so conforming.